Wednesday, May 14, 2008

mad, mad, mad

So, I had a lovely post to share with you all this morning, but I am just to damned pissed off to share something lovely and sentimental!

I woke up as the sun rose this morning. I put on my flip flops and headed downstairs to let the dog out. I noticed our gate was wide open - we have a dog. A big dog. We are religious about keeping our gate closed, and there it was in the twinkling morning light - wide open! I took a quick look around.

SOMEONE STOLE OUR STROLLER!

OK, It's just a stroller. I know that. It could have been worse. They could have taken all three bikes, the Razor scooter, the funky skateboard... They could have broken into our home and taken things, or worse...

Actually, this feels pretty rotten. I folded the stroller - the lovely stroller that had been shared with me by my sister-in-law and my brother - and I set it against the side of the house. Behind the front shrub. Where it can't be seen from the street.

I AM REALLY PISSED OFF!

I walk everyday with Yaya in that stroller. We go to the grocery store and run all sorts of errands and walk Noni to school and walk and walk and walk. And now I feel crippled. And pissed off. Did I mention that?

And the really sucky thing? We can't afford to replace this lovely $300 dollar stroller until JULY!

SHIT! POOP! DAMN!

I hope that whoever took our lovely stroller gets a lot of use out of it. And if they try to sell it, I hope that they don't make anything for it!

STUPID DUMBHEAD STROLLER THIEF!

6 comments:

Patti said...

douchebag stroller thief...

by Johanna Brandvik said...

arrrrgh! sucks! wishing you an even cooler stroller, like one with a rotating front wheel!

funny...this stroller was once stolen from the back of d's truck. we found it the next day, about a mile away from our house. who knew that strollers would ever be such a hot ticket?!

luv you! xoxo

bethany said...

Grrrr! A stroller thief in the neighborhood? WTF?

Here's hoping it will turn up...?

That SO stinks.

marsbarn said...

Stroller stealing?! That has got to bring Bad JuJu Karma to a person.... I almost, ALMOST feel sorry for the horrid things that are going to befall that rotten person.

Angela Williams Duea said...

Stroller stealers are very, very wrong.

Alice Wills Gold said...

My question is this....if a baby rides in a stolen stroller does it make the baby stolen too?